Monday, June 08, 2009

Answer to the question of a new iPhone v3?

Should you purchase the newest iPhone that Apple may be announcing next week?

No.

You should wait for the iSocket. It is currently under development by a shadow startup firm, and has the capacity to change the world.

It actually affixes itself to the users skull, giving them a complete iSocket experience unmatched by any communication device in use today. When using the iSocket, users experience real time video chats and conferences with their family, friends and coworkers at a bandwidth not yet available to the traditional cellphone market.

Benefits to the iSocket...
- It integrates into your skull, so no one will know your using your iSocket.
- Unlimited talk time, all the time!
- Highest possible display clarity*.

Limitations of the iSocket
- No SMS capabilties
- No Data connectivity....trying to tether your iSocket to computers has so far only resulted in ER visits.
- You can only have two iSockets.

*Clarity is age dependent.

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